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PostSubject: 希望能讓你們解悶..   Fri 08 Jan 2010, 9:02 am

鬼佬講中文




在美國留學的小丽回家慶祝她媽媽的生日派對,她還帶來了在大學所識的鬼仔男朋友~~

生日派對那天早上,小丽教她的男友見到她媽媽時要說廣東話「褔如東海,壽比南山」,他練了一個早上~

男友到了小玲的家,開門的是玲媽媽,於是小玲的男友便大聲的說.......

「Fuxk you don't high,收皮爛西」
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PostSubject: Re: 希望能讓你們解悶..   Fri 08 Jan 2010, 10:18 am

LOL...~ laught sei me ... /faint
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PostSubject: Re: 希望能讓你們解悶..   Fri 08 Jan 2010, 10:50 am

thx thx /sing
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PostSubject: Re: 希望能讓你們解悶..   Fri 08 Jan 2010, 10:55 am

post more post more /cheer up
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PostSubject: Re: 希望能讓你們解悶..   Fri 08 Jan 2010, 3:37 pm

/lol sei yan hong2... xiu sei lai... haha~
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PostSubject: Re: 希望能讓你們解悶..   Fri 08 Jan 2010, 5:10 pm

*-[BaaKaa]-*YuaN wrote:
/lol sei yan hong2... xiu sei lai... haha~

im not sei yan laaa /tear
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PostSubject: Re: 希望能讓你們解悶..   Fri 08 Jan 2010, 5:10 pm

指名要黑色的




一天小清到药房买保险套,老板摆出了所有的样示他都不喜欢。

小清只有指名要黑色的……

老板不解的说:现在花样那么创新,你为什么只有要黑色的呢?

小清不好意思的说:没有啦!最近我有个好朋友有去世了……

我买黑色的保险套是要好好的安慰他的遗孀的……
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PostSubject: Re: 希望能讓你們解悶..   Fri 08 Jan 2010, 5:25 pm

lol...
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PostSubject: Re: 希望能讓你們解悶..   Fri 08 Jan 2010, 5:41 pm

= = ftft
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PostSubject: Re: 希望能讓你們解悶..   Fri 08 Jan 2010, 6:09 pm

folak wat = =?
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PostSubject: Re: 希望能讓你們解悶..   Fri 08 Jan 2010, 7:13 pm

=.= apa lai de =.= /burp
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PostSubject: Re: 希望能讓你們解悶..   Fri 08 Jan 2010, 7:25 pm

[DBSK]HonGh0nG wrote:
*-[BaaKaa]-*YuaN wrote:
/lol sei yan hong2... xiu sei lai... haha~

im not sei yan laaa /tear

haha~ nei hai sang yan... 5 hai sei yan lah... haha~ /lol
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PostSubject: Re: 希望能讓你們解悶..   Fri 08 Jan 2010, 7:27 pm

har?? hong2 ah... mi ye yi C z ??
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PostSubject: Re: 希望能讓你們解悶..   Fri 08 Jan 2010, 8:04 pm

no understand a..
den put next lor..
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PostSubject: Re: 希望能讓你們解悶..   Fri 08 Jan 2010, 8:05 pm

5加5等於多少




马小弟上幼稚园,老师考他算术:「3加3等於多少?」
马小弟摊出10指数了数,回答道:「6」
老师又问:「4加4等於多少?」
马小弟又数了数指头:「8」
老师说道:「不行,要用心算,把两手放进囗袋,现在再问你,5加5等於多少?」
马小弟算了半天,两只手还是在囗袋里计数着。
过了许久,终於...答案出来了!!
只见马小弟说道:「11」


这个明了罢?哈哈。。
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PostSubject: Re: 希望能讓你們解悶..   Fri 08 Jan 2010, 8:15 pm

... 11只手指?
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PostSubject: Re: 希望能讓你們解悶..   Fri 08 Jan 2010, 8:33 pm

LOL... 黄色笑话来的全部 /burp
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PostSubject: Re: 希望能讓你們解悶..   Fri 08 Jan 2010, 8:36 pm

waliao...i noe wat mean....yuan yuan so dan cun /grievance ...sei yan ang ang...yuan lai our guild most hamsap de ppl is him /!
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PostSubject: Re: 希望能讓你們解悶..   Fri 08 Jan 2010, 11:11 pm

reallly baakaa guild hahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: 希望能讓你們解悶..   Fri 08 Jan 2010, 11:24 pm

lol...
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PostSubject: Re: 希望能讓你們解悶..   Sat 09 Jan 2010, 12:15 pm

*-[BaaKaa]-*YuaN wrote:
... 11只手指?
hahahahaha /sing
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PostSubject: Re: 希望能讓你們解悶..   Sat 09 Jan 2010, 12:15 pm

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LOL... 黄色笑话来的全部 /burp

下次别的咯 /sing
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PostSubject: Re: 希望能讓你們解悶..   Sat 09 Jan 2010, 12:16 pm

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waliao...i noe wat mean....yuan yuan so dan cun /grievance ...sei yan ang ang...yuan lai our guild most hamsap de ppl is him /!

whr gt wor /tear
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PostSubject: Re: 希望能讓你們解悶..   Sat 09 Jan 2010, 12:16 pm

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reallly baakaa guild hahahaha

baakaa up up /yes
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PostSubject: Re: 希望能讓你們解悶..   Sat 09 Jan 2010, 12:19 pm

ponteng给的借口


1.
最體面的理由
:"Saya takut la cikgu! Terlalu handsome, manyak perempuan tengok saya"
2.
最實事求是的理由
:"Cikgu terlalu hodoh! Saya tak tahan tengok!"
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最拍馬屁的理由
:"Cikgu terlalu cantik~~~ Saya takut saya tak boleh tahan juga..."
4.
最無聊的理由
:"Kawan sebelah maja tak mau cakap dengan saya"
5.
最是理由的理由
:"Kawan saya belanja makan...Bayar hutang..Cikgu mau saya pinjam kasi u?"
6.
最Cheap的理由
:"Saya tolong nenek saya pindah rumah"
7.
最蠻橫的理由
:"Tak syok! Tarak feel!"
8.
最無奈的理由
:"Stokin saya baru cuci semalam..belum kering..tak pakai pigi sekolah tak boleh....."
9.
最丟面子的理由
:"Tadi nampak leng lui di atas jalan...Tak nampak jalan dan jatuh dalam longkang....."
10.
最受挫折的理由
:"Girlfren tak mau saya.... Cikgu....!! saya manyak sakit hati!!!" (抱着老师狂哭,老师呆着):'
11.
最胡說八道的理由
:"Ayah mau kahwin dengan emak sekali lagi..."
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最侮辱教育部的理由
:"Kerusi di sekolah sangat cheap! Saya tak boleh tidur dengan baik! "
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最進步的理由
:"Saya terkutip 1 ringgit..cari satu hari baru nampak seorang polis..."
14.
最令人同情的理由
:"Saya sesat jalan...kemudian kena rompak...kena hantam cukup cukup...kemudian seorang kata dia Gay...."
15.
最病態的理由
:"Saya tak boleh keluar rumah pada 1,13,21, dan 28 setiap bulan.."
16.
最挨不著邊的理由
:"Aunti sebelah rumah pigi hospital lahir anak.."
17.
最變態的理由
:"aiyoo Cikgu,...saya setiap bulan 'itu' pun datang sekali lla

malunye....hehe..cikgu jahat oo~" (狂抛眉眼,老师呕!)
18.
最抽象的理由
:"saya nampak seekor harimau sedang main chess dengan Mike Tyson, jadi saya pun tengok tengok tengok...."
19.
最幸福的理由
:"tadi datang sekolah manyak leng lui kacau saya "
20.
最可恥的理由
:"Breakfes makan terlalu banyak! Tak boleh jalan.."
21.
最遭罪的理由
:"Tadi pigi tandas tak ada toilet paper, tunggu dalam sana sehingga Emak balik.."

22.
最天真的理由
:"Semalam saya kira bintang ...."

23.
最關心自己的理由
:"Semalam saya tidur sangat lewat, takut tak cukup rehat, jadi saya tidur banyak sikit hari ini"

24.
最大無謂的理由
:"Hari ini saya mau pigi mogok dengan PAS di KLCC....jXBXX BN naik harga minyak lagi!!!

25.
最諷刺宗教的理由
:"Saya bawa Father pigi jumpa bomoh..dia kata ada hantu kacau church dia" ﹝騙肖仔 )
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